July 17, 2003
So you want to be a male porn star?

Brilliant Pornblography post about the reality of being a male porn star.

When I say the worst conditions, I am talking about fucking on ice. I am talking about fucking while lying in snow. I am talking about maintaining an erection while having sex in the blazing hot sun for four hours in scratchy hay with flies getting trapped in the lube on your balls and mosquitoes bite your ass. I am talking about standing in a rock pit, lying on a bed of nails, fucking on a block of wet concrete, lying in an empty refrigerator, having sex in a dumpster full of rotten garbage, beating off while wearing a clown suit in a pile of decaying fish guts, and being able to come a large quantity of milky white semen on command with a smile.

Who exactly *buys* clown suit/decaying fish gut porn?

Posted by emilyd at July 17, 2003 12:52 AM