Been writing more SMS tips today - this time sex tips (the ones you get if you sign up to the service advertised after Sex and the City.)

So many words to do with sex are just far too long - erogenous, for example. And some are just too rude to be able to use in abbreviated format - cum instead of come for example. Finding things that are simple enough to describe in 160 characters and yet original enough to not be a waste of 25p (or however much it is) gets noticeably harder after the first forty or so tips. There are only so many different things to *do* in the sack (or out of it) without getting into the realms of fetish.

Still, it's my job to come up with them, I guess. And it's a good thing, being busy.