If you view Iraq in a classical Newtonian framework, then you must concede that they either do or do not have weapons of mass destruction. It is this narrow mindset that causes such confusion in the uninformed.

But, over President's Day weekend at Camp David, I delved into the collected writings of Erwin Schroedinger, and now have no recourse but to conclude that Saddam both has and does not have weapons of mass destruction.

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