Just got a copy of the Daily Sport to see my piece (the full centre spread!) which is flagged on the front page:
'10 ways to make a woman orgasm.'
Is it just me that thinks the word 'make' implies 'whether she likes it or not?'
Still, Sport readers knowing women *can* have orgasms is probably a step up. (Middle class pre-conceptions? Me?)
So on to the article. It's just so classy. It's illustrated with three pictures of bare-breasted young ladies, who contribute their own orgasm tips ('I like wearing a nurse's uniform.''I like bonking in unusual spots.' Bless.) There's an inset picture of me with the caption 'Writer: Emily' (proof that I'm a writer, I guess.) And then it goes into the tips...
It's an amalgam of my stuff with 'Sporticisms' (so someone else got the byline - grrr - but my name's in bigger type in the strap, so who cares.) My favourite bits:
"From buying sex toys to getting your missus to stick her fingers up your arse, the video promises to transform your bonking."
I wrote "Just relax and enjoy your erogenous zones being played with." They added "Surely not too difficult if your lass is giving you a top gobble."
And best of all, referencing the tip about enjoying erotic massage:
"It may sound a bit gay but if it guarantees you a shag at the end of it, it's gotta be worth it."
Posted by emilyd at February 19, 2003 12:50 PM