Another day, some more smut. This time, a commission all about why sex makes you beautiful. Interestingly, I discovered, the more you have sex, the more pheremones you give off so the more desirable you are. OK, I've experienced this in my single days; single for ages, meet someone, suddenly everyone comes out of the woodwork professing lurve and all that stuff. Or at least gagging for a shag.

But scientific proof. Damn. Now that is sod's law. If you're getting loads, the world wants you. If you're not, no-one does. So, rather than people smelling desperate, it's more that they don't smell like they're getting it [Tries to bat away mental image of sweaty smell of room/car/whatever after rampant shagging session. Fails.]

Only problem with this is that it does suggest that if you're getting desperate, going out and shagging someone who's equally desperate to up your mutual pheremone levels may be the best solution.

Hmmm. There could be a dating agency in this.