February 05, 2003
IM messages you should never receive

I work in the front room.

Other half works in kitchen.

House is networked.

We use IM rather than shouting to communicate.

Just got the message

"mouse in toaster. shall I turn it on?"

Looks like toaster will have to be thrown out now (no, I didn't say yes. But mouse in toaster health risk, I feel.)

Posted by emilyd at February 05, 2003 02:19 AM