January 26, 2003
Inverted cliches

Today, a porn star came round to record a voice tape (Other half used to be a newsreader and do voice training; porn star had good voice.)

Shortly before he arrived, the boiler exploded.

I couldn't resist.

Come on, how many times in life do you have a porn star coming round who you can ask to fix the boiler?

Posted by emilyd at January 26, 2003 05:17 PM