Endless articles about sex. Sex for men. Sex for women. Masturbation. Positions. Etc etc etc etc. To be fair, the designer mailed me to comment on how funny one piece was (it was meant to be) which was nice.

And I did come up with a new phrase today to describe the dull 'Tweak left nipple, tweak right nipple, go for the vag' style of foreplay; the three point turn-on. Although a friend pointed out that the three-point turn-off would be more accurate.

Off to bed now. If I have a dirty dream, it'll feel like work.