The last few days have been rather tiring - starting work at 7am and going through to 2am. I've been working on a photoshoot for the new project, making sure that naked couples aren't showing any rude bits in pics. I've also been writing a lot more articles about sex (for the same project). I feel jetlagged. Going from a noon-4am working pattern to a 7am-2am pattern overnight was not good for me. Living on 4 slices of pizza for two days was a bad thing too. Still, today I ate lots of food and got a lie in till 9am.

Had a lot of fun doing the shoot. I can't believe how many times I had to yell 'cock out of shot' to the male models (they were naked but we're not showing their bits - it's all sensual human form kind of stuff). I was also rather surprised at how suitable for an adult shoot most of my clothes are. We needed more outfits for the second day. I raided my wardrobe and about eighty per cent of it was dragged to the shoot. Top tip. Never let models borrow your dresses. They look far better in them than you ever will and it's most disheartening.

By way of balance, the lovely make-up artist did my make-up for me on the last day (I looked rather rough beforehand, was going out and didn't want to frighten anyone.) I liked being pampered. But not as much as I like the idea of getting some sleep right now.