It's now 5 days since I went to the Halloween party using a Lush glitter ballistic to make myself all sparkly. I have a bath ever day. I even buff myself with a Body shop mitt (cos I don't want to get dry and wrinkly skin). But has the glitter gone? Has it fuck! John is covered in it and he didn't even use the bloody thing.

I've washed the bath (twice) using industrial strength cleaner (Well, Jif. It's not Cif. It never will be. Just like Opal Fruits make your mouth water in a way that Starbursts never will. Although Marathons were always nasty.)

But I digress. What the hell are these bath balls made of. Whatever it is, NASA should be investigating because it's clearly indestructible. Lush glittery things. Just say no.

But I still love the rest of their stuff.