After being interviewed about masturbation yesterday, I ended up writing two articles on it today; one about the health and lifestyle benefits it provides and the other about the best toys to get.
Reminded me of a friend who wondered why it was that all the new wave of vibrators have faces. I'm not joking. Look carefully at the Jelly Vibes around. They have little smiley faces etched into the head. And also, why the animal references? The Rabbit, The Dolphin etc? I mean, it's pretty obvious that most toys are designed by blokes but do they really think women need some cute appeal before they can get off?
Just got great text message from a mate.
Sitting behind David Baddeil and Frank Skinner watching two men and a woman fucking on a 10 foot screen is a strange way to spend an evening.
He's at the screening of The Naughty Twins - that 'ethical' porn film.
Or at least, I hope he is.
Posted by emilyd at September 05, 2002 11:15 PM