...quite how ballistic things go when I do a Cliterati party. It's ace. Have had hundreds of journos contacting me all day. Of course, now would be the time that stuff starts getting hectic on the consultancy side too. Still, having people from all the glossies and a fair few TV types wanting to come to the party is cool. Will just have to work till even later at night to get everything done.

Am being filmed on Thursday for BBC Choice show 'Diners'. First time I've ever done TV and am a tad nervous. OK, I'm bricking it. Must remember to stick to mineral water and not say anything embarrassing.

Like that's going to happen.