So I've finally succumbed. After seven years of arsing around on the internet, I've now added a personal site. Why? Cos my family can never remember their email addresses and I thought this was the easiest way to give them an address they couldn't forget. It seemed daft not to do anything else with the URL, so that's why this is here. What's going on it? God knows. However, it's not a blog. I'd like to make that clear and draw attention to the explanation a friend of mine gives at Hitherto.net.

I have no idea how regularly I'll be posting here. Most of my time is spent running Cliterati - a sex site for women. There aren't any pics, just lots of dirty stories (nothing underage, everything consensual) a problem page, features and reviews. I spend half my time writing for it and most of the rest of the time subbing entries from people who visit the site.

I also fit in freelance journalism, marketing and creative writing (I've got to finish one of the b*&"!£$S novels I've started).